Total Medals Earned: 896 (From 206 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,665 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Read the instructions
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/50 points)
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (100/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Hard
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/420 points)
Collect all 8 notes.
Complete the game.
Poke the rat more than 30 times & complete the game.
Complete the game in 10 minutes or less.
Complete game in less than 600 clicks.
Complete the game in 7 minutes or less.
Complete the game in less than 400 clicks.
Complete the game in 5 minutes or less.
Complete the game in less than 300 clicks.
Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 9/11 (425/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/75 points)
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run